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An Honest Review of ‘Make Toddler Stay in Their Bed’ Clocks

OK, so that isn’t actually the technical name, but I don’t want to get sued for liable or something. I’m sure you know the ones I mean. The clocks that claim your little one will stay in bed until a bright sunshine pops up, at which point your little cherub will come skipping in to… Continue reading An Honest Review of ‘Make Toddler Stay in Their Bed’ Clocks

Abuse · Breastfeeding · Motherhood · Toddlers

How Breastfeeding Cleansed Me

Thanks for visiting my site. My blog has now moved to http://www.ellamentalmama.com This post is now available here   Trigger warning: this post talks about abuse When my son was breastfeeding today he pointed at my nipple and said ‘dirty’ (it had kind of wrinkled up). ‘No, it’s clean’, I replied, slightly surprised by his… Continue reading How Breastfeeding Cleansed Me

Motherhood · Parenting · Toddlers

The emotional cycle of your toddler learning to scale their cot

Annoyance. Let’s not underestimate this one folks, it is fucking annoying. You will now spend hours of your life returning them to their cot over and over again. And then some more. Agitation/ paranoia. From the warmth of your bed, every little creak will sound like a mini escapee. Get ready for sleeping on high… Continue reading The emotional cycle of your toddler learning to scale their cot